“lots of different colored rums, there are momma, to enjoy and savor and indulge in!” -odie
“shh, you! if we keep mentioning rums etc in our blogs our followers will think us alcoholics. which we arent. and, i must add, i knew you were going to say this thing about the rum colors.” – odie mama
“my wisdom on the matter shall never wane.” – odie
“nor shall mine. thats what worries me.” – odie mama
“embrace your fears. drink them down whole.” – odie.
“great idea. ice? coke? or shots?”
“but not tonight. for tonight we go to bed early. as brave and sober men!” – odie
“umm. im a female princess and you are my royal protection unit, aka, eunuch.” – odie mama.
“lets not reveal that to everyone, ok!” – odie
“ok. dont worry. youre royal loyal status is safe. nobody knows. save for 700 or so people…”
“embarassing. but i can live with it if they can. goodnite mama.” – odie
“nite odie.” – odie mama
o and om.